[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.gopal.cz\/7-zpusobu-jak-si-neudrzet-vahu\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.gopal.cz\/7-zpusobu-jak-si-neudrzet-vahu\/","headline":"7 zp\u016fsob\u016f, jak si (ne)udr\u017eet v\u00e1hu","name":"7 zp\u016fsob\u016f, jak si (ne)udr\u017eet v\u00e1hu","description":"P\u0159iznejme si to, ruku na srdce, v\u0161ichni tou\u017e\u00edme vypadat sexy.<span class=\"more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gopal.cz\/7-zpusobu-jak-si-neudrzet-vahu\/\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dovat ve \u010dten\u00ed<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">7 zp\u016fsob\u016f, jak si (ne)udr\u017eet v\u00e1hu<\/span><\/a><\/span>","datePublished":"2019-08-13","dateModified":"2023-05-05","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.gopal.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.gopal.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5522eb0fc8481dea5f6519f6a0b15ee2c46358d48429b281fd7c49cbb5a929f9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5522eb0fc8481dea5f6519f6a0b15ee2c46358d48429b281fd7c49cbb5a929f9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"gopal.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.gopal.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a353915_w3770_t1568479404.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.gopal.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a353915_w3770_t1568479404.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.gopal.cz\/7-zpusobu-jak-si-neudrzet-vahu\/","about":["Lifestyle"],"wordCount":577,"articleBody":"P\u0159iznejme si to, ruku na srdce, v\u0161ichni tou\u017e\u00edme vypadat sexy. V\u0161ichni bychom m\u011bli r\u00e1di kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 ploch\u00e1 b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ka, pevn\u00fd ladn\u00fd zade\u010dek p\u0159\u00edmo k\u00a0nakousnut\u00ed, a \u017e\u00edt bez jedin\u00e9 stopy po celulitid\u011b. Kdo by ale odolal tomu \u0161\u0165avnat\u00e9mu ku\u0159\u00e1tku nebo t\u00e9 \u010dokol\u00e1d\u011b, kterou jsme na\u0161li n\u011bkde v\u00a0\u0161upl\u00edku? Pro\u010d v\u017edy, my pupk\u00e1\u010di a \u201et\u011bhulky\u201c, zni\u010d\u00edme v\u00e1hu, kdy\u017e na n\u00ed stoupneme? To se dozv\u00edte v tomto \u010dl\u00e1nku! \t\u00a0\t1. Gau\u010ding je sport, co pot\u0159ebuji! \tPro\u010d b\u011bhat? Pro\u010d sportovat? Gau\u010ding je sport, co je pro pupk\u00e1\u010de jak d\u011blan\u00fd. Cel\u00fd den se v\u00e1let v\u00a0posteli, a \u010dekat na bo\u017e\u00ed z\u00e1zrak. T\u0159eba, kdy\u017e se bude sp\u00e1t na b\u0159i\u0161e, ten pupek se n\u011bjak zplo\u0161t\u00ed, ne? \t\u00a0\t2. Fastfood je r\u00e1j! \tVegansk\u00e9 \u017er\u00e1dlo je hnus. N\u011bjak\u00fd sal\u00e1t je pro modelky, a i ty ho ihned vyvrhnou. \u0160\u0165avnat\u00e9 ku\u0159e nebo po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd hamburger je opravdov\u00fd \u017er\u00e1dlo pro skute\u010dn\u00e9 lidi! Je\u0161t\u011b jeden Big Mac, pros\u00edm! \t\u00a0\t3. Nen\u00ed nad \u010dokol\u00e1du \tKoupit dv\u011b ta\u0161ky j\u00eddla, a je\u0161t\u011b to p\u0159in\u00e9st p\u011b\u0161ky dom\u016f d\u00e1 p\u011bkn\u011b zabrat. Pro\u010d si nedat n\u011bjakou malou odm\u011bnu? T\u0159eba takovou \u010dokol\u00e1du. Celou! A b\u011bhem p\u011bti minut ji celou zhltnout jak nic. \t\u010cokol\u00e1da je taky skv\u011ble antidepresivum. Pro\u010d rovn\u011b\u017e nezahnat smutek \u010dokol\u00e1dou? Hned bude\u0161 veselej\u0161\u00ed, a m\u00edsto n\u011bjak\u00e9ho tr\u00e1pen\u00ed se, pro\u010d t\u011b vyrazili z pr\u00e1ce bude\u0161 p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let nad svou vydatnou ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed. \t\u00a0\t4. Co je zelenina a ovoce? \tOvoce je sice sladk\u00e9, ale nen\u00ed to \u010dokol\u00e1da nebo bonb\u00f3ny. Zelenina? To je n\u011bjak\u00e1 parodie na ovoce? Co to je? \u00a0\t\u00a0\t5. Je\u0161t\u011b jednu porci, pros\u00edm\tDodr\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fdch j\u00eddeln\u00edch limit\u016f? To d\u011blaj\u00ed jen kulturist\u00e9. My, pupk\u00e1\u010di, m\u00e1me po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd mazanec jen d\u00edky tomu, \u017ee si vychutn\u00e1v\u00e1me po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd a chutn\u00fd j\u00eddlo! Pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, je\u0161t\u011b jednu pizzu, pros\u00edm! \t\u00a0\t6. Sv\u011btlo na konci hladu\tNo\u010dn\u00ed hodov\u00e1n\u00ed? Kdy\u017e se podle n\u011bjak\u00fdch dietn\u00edch bl\u00e1bol\u016f nem\u00e1 j\u00edst na noc, nebo nedej bo\u017ee v\u00a0noci, pro\u010d je v\u00a0ledni\u010dce pak sv\u011btlo? Nic nepot\u011b\u0161\u00ed \u017ealudek natolik jako no\u010dn\u00ed pap\u00e1n\u00ed. Hned se pak dob\u0159e sp\u00ed. A nejlep\u0161\u00ed je, kdy\u017e se k tob\u011b v noci p\u0159ipoj\u00ed tv\u016fj dom\u00e1c\u00ed mazl\u00ed\u010dek. Ve\u0161ker\u00e9 v\u00fd\u010ditky sv\u011bdom\u00ed hned zmiz\u00ed, kdy\u017e se d\u011bl\u00ed\u0161 o \u0161unku se svou ko\u010dkou nebo psem. \t\u00a0\t7. Pomoc, j\u00e1 m\u00e1m v\u00e1hof\u00f3bii\tKdy\u017e nev\u00edte, kolik v\u00e1\u017e\u00edte, asi si t\u011b\u017eko p\u0159izn\u00e1te, \u017ee jste nena\u017eran\u00e1 koule. Nestoupej si na v\u00e1hu a hned si u\u0161et\u0159\u00ed\u0161 ohavnou potupu sebe sama.\u00a0 A taky n\u011bjak\u00e9 pen\u00edze, proto\u017ee v\u00e1hu nezni\u010d\u00edte. \t\u00a0\tM\u00edt po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd mazanec je lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e b\u00fdt vychrtlina jako kostlivec. Je sice pravda, \u017ee nen\u00ed dobr\u00fd n\u00e1pad to s j\u00eddlem p\u0159eh\u00e1n\u011bt, ale p\u0159iznejme si to, b\u00fdt kula\u0165ou\u010dk\u00fd medv\u00eddek m\u00e1 svoje v\u00fdhody. Nejen\u017ee hezky h\u0159eje, ale tak\u00e9 se s n\u00edm dob\u0159e mazl\u00ed. Krom toho, v sexu je lep\u0161\u00ed n\u011bco ma\u010dkat, ne\u017e si ubl\u00ed\u017eit o kosti partnera.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         5\/5 - (4 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"7 zp\u016fsob\u016f, jak si (ne)udr\u017eet v\u00e1hu","item":"https:\/\/www.gopal.cz\/7-zpusobu-jak-si-neudrzet-vahu\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]